“@TheOnion: Leaving Dorm Room Door Open To Play Large Role In Freshman’s Social Strategy http://onion.com/VPA4Jd " @TateWynne they found you!
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@Kirbycuse It's foolproof! RT@TheOnion: Leaving Dorm Room Door Open To Play Large Role In Freshman’s Social Strategypic.twitter.com/4IsJRMB3wV
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@TheOnion@MarkMurphy95 lol our room -
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@MarkMurphy95 lol so many people all the time! -
@michaeldanger12 there was never a dull moment. Haha
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@TheOnion:Leaving DormRoomDoor Open To Play Large Role In Freshman’s Social Strategy http://onion.com/VPA4Jd pic.twitter.com/YwTeu5OONc” so true
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@FSMSMrStaggs fire hazard “@TheOnion: Leaving Dorm Room Door Open To Play Large Role In Freshman’s Social Strategy http://onion.com/VPA4Jd ” -
@mcalchera@TheOnion How leaving a door open would be a fire hazard is beyond me. -
@FSMSMrStaggs with liquid water propping it open, outside the range of the door frame.#hagginrulesdontmakenosense#longhashtags
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@bridgetwhyte1 omg.................
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@TheOnion That tactic got me laid hundreds of times. Made sure the pungent and intoxicating aroma of Axe Africa would drift down hallwayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#dpu “@TheOnion: Leaving Dorm Room Door Open To Play Large Role In Freshman Social Strategy http://onion.com/VPA4Jd pic.twitter.com/S8ZaelxjPh”
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