@TheOnion I'm sad that I find this headline hilarious
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@TheOnion You Americans always shooting, It's always raining over here so it balances out I suppose.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sounds real to me!
@TheOnion: 'Active Shooter At Large,' Reports Endless Background Hum Of Modern American Life http://onion.com/1mK3Jee ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Yikes. Dark, Onion. “
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