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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Aug 2014

    L'Oréal Releases New Line Of Makeup Specifically For Men To Wear When Wives Not Home http://onion.com/1txCQ3b pic.twitter.com/W5q8YOJ4wi

    6:30 PM - 25 Aug 2014
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      1. Branko‏ @brankoperez 8 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: L'Oréal Releases Line Of Makeup For Men To Wear When Wives Not Home http://onion.com/1txCQ3b  pic.twitter.com/6qsowzuH7T” @clausi_mausi

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      1. St.CatherineQueermo‏ @stcatqueer 27 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Fuck this #transphobic shit.There is a 46% suicide rate in the #trans community. Nothing funny about people forced into the closet

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      1. Kristin‏ @kristindamitz 25 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion:L'Oréal Releases New Line Of Makeup For Men 2 Wear When Wives NotHome http://onion.com/1txCQ3b  pic.twitter.com/tuMPbQq4Hy” @ddamitz 💅💄💋

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      1. maquiavelly‏ @tedeguarana 25 Aug 2014
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        <3 RT @TheOnion: L'Oréal Releases New Line Of Makeup For Men To Wear When Wives Not Home http://onion.com/1txCQ3b pic.twitter.com/wEoQB5NaNp

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      1. Eric Vondran‏ @ericvondran 25 Aug 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: […] New Line Of Makeup Specifically For Men To Wear When Wives Not Home http://onion.com/1txCQ3b pic.twitter.com/drA0TWI4YU

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      1. St.CatherineQueermo‏ @stcatqueer 27 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion What's the punch line?Closeted #trans women's bodies are often masculine?Closeted #trans women are terrified of being outed?hohoho

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      1. St.CatherineQueermo‏ @stcatqueer 27 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion I hate loved y'all for decades. It feels like a betrayal to see y'all kick #trans folk who are already down

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      1. trent‏ @tfurtsch 27 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @emzibob

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      1. Kate Allen‏ @KateAllen1393 26 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion this really cracked me up lol!

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      1. tall enough to know better‏ @agentdero 25 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @jzb this retweet is more telling than it should be

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      1. sinoé‏ @CapsicumAgogo 25 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: L'Oréal Releases New Line Of Makeup Specifically For Men To Wear When Wives Not Home http://onion.com/1txCQ3b  - keep me posted pls

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      1. Goddess-Ms. X‏ @Goddess_XTC 25 Aug 2014
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        @Mistress_Indigo @TheOnion haha wasn't that epic! L'Oreal for the closet #sissy

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      1. JD‏ @tuxaddicted 25 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @jzb buhahaha :D

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      1. John Contreras‏ @8813jmc 25 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Ha!! Stockings included!! Ha!!

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      1. MishMP‏ @M_S_Mish 25 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion oh no, gosh no. What a waste

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      1. Bah Humbug!‏ @inactive__1 25 Aug 2014
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        Stupid lol "@TheOnion: L'Oréal Releases New Line Of Makeup Specifically For Men To Wear When Wives Not Home pic.twitter.com/0qhOcwJ7tU”

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      1. Andrew Davies‏ @andrewdaviesuk 25 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion "Honest" for men.

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