@TheOnion A wise move. Why wait it out in boredom. Work your fingers to the bone! Earn that death!
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@TheOnion: Report: More Americans Putting Off Retirement Until Final Few Moments Before Death http://onion.com/1olTpZy ”. Sadly too trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: More Americans Putting Off Retirement Until Final Few Moments Before Death http://onion.com/1olTpZy ” Yep- this will be meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion True Dat! Looking forward to it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I would laugh if it wasn't true all around the world.
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#auspol RT:@TheOnion Report: More Americans Putting Off Retirement Until Final Few Moments Before Death http://onion.com/1olTpZyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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