@TheOnion @flyoverangel About damn time. Finally get to rock these XXL fishnets
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@TheOnion: L’Oréal Releases New Line For Men To Wear When Wives Not Home http://onion.com/1AObPuG pic.twitter.com/JOK9GGAIGK”@Nick_Stansell
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@TheOnion "When the boss is away, the mancandies will play" Cougarstan Proverb#QueenSolomonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: L’Oréal Releases New Line http://onion.com/1AObPuG pic.twitter.com/196KOO9J4V << *coff coff*@alcesr *coff coff*
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@TheOnion I'd fuck me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they've already got an app for it! http://dragifyme.tumblr.com/ https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/makeup-genius/id871897775?mt=8 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Whose panties are those," Jim's wife yells. "Mine," he replies, "and so is that fabulous handbag that arrived today."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's not very funny making fun of transvestites. Seriously. -
@blakebritton it's not very cool to assume all transgender people wear makeup either.
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@TheOnion It's more fun when she helps you put it on and helps you slink into a skin tight dress and a leather skirt. :PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion http://www.bubblews.com/news/6159209-abraham-lincon-the-best-president-of-usa … http://www.bubblews. com/news/6192846-neil-armstrong-the-first-person-to-walk-on-the-moonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Holy crap! I'm lmao'ing so hard right now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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