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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Aug 2014

    POLL: Do You Believe Pornography Is Harmful To Society? http://onion.com/1rvj35S pic.twitter.com/baRsc4B7sD

    11:31 AM - 25 Aug 2014
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    36 replies 74 retweets 71 likes
      1. American Guy‏ @FeelFreetuRT 25 Aug 2014
        Replying to @Tyler2go

        @Tyler2go @TheOnion However, the computer may not make it.

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      1. Dan Believes In You‏ @dantheshive 25 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @damnyouwillis And now the question of whether I answer an Onion poll sincerely or not.

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      1. Jønnø‏ @IanJonno 25 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion My mate Dave went blind, so yes it is harmful, now he has to fap to potentially ugly ladies without knowing about it, sad times.

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      1. boringfileclerk‏ @boringfileclerk 25 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Yes, it should be banned!

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      1. 100 Perks of Cancer‏ @100Perks 25 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Only if the people in it are unattractive

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      2. Daniel M Abraham‏ @DanMAbraham 25 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Probably, but so are guns, explosives, food additives and plastics :P

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      1. the judge  🤔‏ @the_judge 16 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion It’s not healthy for children, but once a person turns 18, it magically becomes appropriate.

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      1. AndroidSunrise‏ @AndroidSunrise 26 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion as long as you can aim it's not unhealthy.

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      1. carolyn waddell‏ @carolynlaughs 25 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @TinaErotica Read some of these. Lol

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      1. Uncle DeBonis  🌻‏ @josephdebonis 25 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: Do You Believe Pornography Is Harmful To Society? http://onion.com/1rvj35S  pic.twitter.com/nJYqwbn1b2” @JohnDelaware1

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      1. Mark Brown‏ @MarkBrown63 25 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Were paintings of nudes harmful to 16th century society? No.

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      1. Kathleen Silva‏ @KDSilva03 25 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Probably

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      1. Don Jail‏ @JonRyanDale 25 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: Do You Believe Pornography Is Harmful To Society? http://onion.com/1rvj35S  pic.twitter.com/d8ncIbE1S7” this one is a winner lol

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      1. that gentle cat‏ @2baltimoreCats 25 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion No way it helps!!

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