@TheOnion Too close to the truth to be funny.
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@TheOnion that's what I did!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nobody ever said on their Deathbed they wished they'd spent more time at the Office....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you think that's funny?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Report: More Americans Putting Off Retirement Until Final Few Moments Before Death"http://onion.com/VOca0EThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just what I needed to read on my lunch break. HahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ..too true. I wish I could retire at 57 or is it 75?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Let's keep cutting taxes from the upper 1% & allowing mergers- we've ALMOST attained no gov or social support! Yaay!#UniteBlueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@CharlesMcNulty Report: "Another Onion Headline Fails Miserably To Be Funny. World Unsurprised."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yes very sadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Forgot "due to Universal Healthcare" sub-heading.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Damn, is this supposed to be funny or true? Well, It is too true for me to laugh. I have got to go to prepare in 65 years. ..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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