@TheOnion Small govt makes our country fall under the Articles of Confederations.
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@TheOnion Whaddya think ole Lady Liberty's safe word is for that good time?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion satire turned true. -
@Zephyrstraint@TheOnion Except it should read big corporations, not big government. -
@Waldenfrosch Big Business in bed with Big Government.
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@TheOnion Ooh. A little bit early for the death-by-belt cartoon.#RIPRobinWilliamsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion fadedrrrrrddrdddddaffwdqavaaadaqqqqqqqwrrwfdefqrqwffàsaAModdRrwwqiiiikrerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not buyin itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I guess the "Homeland" is secure now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Too soon. (the belt)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's what everyone was thinking 5 years ago. current version would be a police officer shooting Lady Liberty in the head.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mrs. Doubtfire?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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