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Only you can prevent forest fires from Gus Fring! @TheOnion http://onion.com/1q6Vmhd pic.twitter.com/dxcP5mQRP5”
@TheOnion Smokey The Bear says, "Run Motherfucker, or you'll fucking burn"
@TheOnion BurnT Orange REALITY, Sacred Livestock HomeDePot Scorched Earth Timber LPTitans, Killing James Bond, JV V JWPepper Licensed to ILL
@JimGaffigan @TheOnion: USFs Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety http://onion.com/1q6Vmhd pic.twitter.com/Siblm6UTCa
@TheOnion actually not a bad idea
@TheOnion "Obesity Researchers Investigating Ways to make frozen Yogurt Eating More Active" I don't know which to laugh at first...
@TheOnion To maximize press coverage, they had a polar bear commit the crime, which is being termed a "hate" crime.
@TheOnion "GASPING FOR AIR, ONLY FINDING SMOKE"
@TheOnion you got me for a second. "Morbid but accurate and possibly effective," I thought.
@TheOnion I love when the ticker says they're giving away charred bear bones as souvenirs. ROFL!
@TheOnion Bears are the real danger here, not fire. We need to deal with this bear problem before anything else.
@TheOnion Don't tell PETA about this!
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