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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Aug 2014

    Top Story: Fourth-Grade Teacher Polishing Up Speech On This Not Being Third Grade Anymore http://onion.com/1q6V3TC pic.twitter.com/hEn46SSggZ

    9:30 AM - 23 Aug 2014
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      1. Jeremy *screaming noise* TeGrotenhuis‏ @jeremyteg 23 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion this hits home. "Is this small class or big class?" is the most effective disciplinary method at my kindergarten.

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      1. Vince Marinello‏ @snaredrum36 25 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion okay what else has she have to do?

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      1. William Scaff‏ @wbscaff 24 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion when I was in the school if I got a spanking I got another one when I got home

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      1. William Scaff‏ @wbscaff 24 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion she needs to teach the kids respect for all adult and other children. They have no respect today for adult.

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      1. William Scaff‏ @wbscaff 24 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion I am glad my teachers look better than that when I was in school

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      1. megkeosut‏ @megkeosut 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion are you ready? @lizcurrlin

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      1. Solomon Griffon‏ @SolomonGriffon 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion tough huh?

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      1. John Ahrea‏ @Complisults 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion I bet her speech was more convincing than Obama's state of the union address.

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      1. Process Passionisto‏ @the_mshauri 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion I still remember the terror

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      1. Carrie is a Nationalist  🇺🇸 Vote  🔴 Midterms‏ @carrieksada 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @edhenryTV this is so outstanding. Every educator should read this. I'm using it with my 4th grade students.

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      1. am‏ @am77933250 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @edhenryTV they used to use rulers to swat the kids and hang them on coat hangers in the coat room before lockers arrived...lol

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      1. Don‏ @WhoopsOhMy 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Not a happy woman-single or divorced-if per chance married shes definitely the Alpha Dog in relationship- Def clipped his huevos

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      1. Nick Toney‏Verified account @nicktoneytweets 23 Aug 2014
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        Had me in tears RT @TheOnion: Top Story: 4th-Grade Teacher Polishing Up Speech On This Not Being 3rd Grade Anymorehttp://onion.com/1q6V3TC 

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      1. john greeley‏ @johnny01776 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @lrlurda #backtoschoolrules!

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      1. Vonda Benson‏ @blkscholarfemme 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion I understand where she was coming from but I disagree with the approach. Speaking from smeone who taught 3rd & 4th grade.

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      2. Ellastractia‏ @ellastractia 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Those earrings - that chick means business.

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      3. fela ‏ @felabugga 23 Aug 2014
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        @ellastractia

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