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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Aug 2014

    Report: 79 Percent Of Minority Suspects Receive Miranda Rights While Unconscioushttp://onion.com/1oZQNGI 

    10:30 PM - 22 Aug 2014
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      1. Max‏ @MatthrwMax 25 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion the doesn't say that you have to be awake or asleep

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      1. marc schcher‏ @secondbaseman 24 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Report: 79 Percent Of Minority Suspects Receive Miranda Rights While Unconscious http://onion.com/1oZQNGI ”

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      1. jen neb‏ @jenneb123 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion l

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      1. Educ8tus 🐕ll‏ @Educ8tusAll 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @CallOut4 LOL! and <sob> actually.

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      1. Educ8tus 🐕ll‏ @Educ8tusAll 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @CallOut4 LOL!

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      1. Scotty Weinstein‏ @scottynooooo 23 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Report: 79 Percent Of Minority Suspects Receive Miranda Rights While Unconscious http://onion.com/1oZQNGI ” sounds about right

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      1. working man‏ @G22GlockShooter 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @TheFPShow Yall do know that TheOnion is a satire site right? Everything they print is not true or twisted part of the truth.

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      1. autumn Rashea‏ @kity1919 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion is always on their game! Facts are facts...

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      1. Mario Fañas‏ @mariofanas 23 Aug 2014
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        Lmaooooo “@TheOnion: Report: 79 Percent Of Minority Suspects Receive Miranda Rights While Unconscious http://onion.com/1oZQNGI ”

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      1. Frances Schaefer‏ @keys59 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Oh my goodness! Funny in a very sickening way-

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      1. andrea‏ @andreacarrcpa 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion totally legit

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      1. Susie Bradford‏ @SusanKBradford 22 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion U HAVE to love The Onion...prob 79% of their "facts" have some truth! Lol

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      1. Valentino Meras‏ @Rasa_libre 22 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @TheFPShow Hahahaha!

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      1. Alex‏ @FocusedAlex 22 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Report: 79 Percent Of Minority Suspects Receive Miranda Rights While Unconscious http://onion.com/1oZQNGI ”

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      1. Ken‏ @kendroiddddd 22 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion LMFAO!!!

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      1. Michael Young‏ @BeirutCalling 22 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion No doubt the same impeccable logic that makes police handcuff people they've just shot dead.

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      1. Twit Now‏ @jastwitnow 22 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion stop committing crimes

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      1. Sandra London‏ @ImSandraLondon 22 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion I love you, Onion!!!! lol...Fading To Black isn't just a metaphor, it is de rigeur. ;) -S.L.

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