LOL “@TheOnion: God Knocked Unconscious By DirectTV Satellite http://onion.com/1zcyG0e pic.twitter.com/vKSjyqfLw8”
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LOL “@TheOnion: God Knocked Unconscious By DirectTV Satellite http://onion.com/1zcyG0e pic.twitter.com/vKSjyqfLw8”
@TheOnion @Edison_Sinclair Oh my god is this real?
@TheOnion @Subdebutante am really surprised the authorities in UAE have not blacklisted this site. Its hilarious!
@TheOnion @Justinsweh @TheTweetOfGod really God?! Really?! We all know YOU ran into it. were you drunk again? Nice f-ing role modeling.
@TheOnion It's a miracle He's okay!
@TheOnion now that's funny shit. Thanks
@TheOnion :) First cosmonaut said he didn't see God at all, this is fake! :)
“@TheOnion: God Knocked Unconscious By DirectTV Satellite http://onion.com/1zcyG0e pic.twitter.com/2nC8TxfZC4” [SATIRE]
@TheOnion Hi Pop i just wanted to tell you i think you;re real handsome,how about a bentley!!!!!!!!!ove baby girl,BABY PURPLE PLEASE
@TheOnion That cross thing funny if it was sneeches of Dr. Susses brain we would be reading it on cnn
“@TheOnion: God Knocked Unconscious By DirectTV Satellite http://onion.com/1zcyG0e pic.twitter.com/MX9KNnd6eR”@rickygervais
@TheTweetOfGod “@TheOnion: God Knocked Unconscious By DirectTV Satellite http://onion.com/1zcyG0e pic.twitter.com/BksNWzmmlK”
@TheOnion is this humor yeah is it remotely funny nah
@TheOnion Boo for spelling errors.
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