@TheOnion Guessing they remained silent,....
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@TheOnion: Report: 79% Of Minority Suspects Receive Miranda Rights While Unconscious http://onion.com/1mvXfQ4 pic.twitter.com/t7g0L0Pidz”
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@TheOnion "retroactively" also accounts 4 a very large %Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@apadillafilm6 83% of minority suspects get not only their Miranda Rights but a few lefts as well. -
@melakfilms2011@TheOnion@apadillafilm6 haha nice. "Bring in miranda. Shes ready."
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@TheOnion @KraisZtenos Chris it's the onion you know that's fake right? -
@Max_cant_surf@TheOnion yeah lol I know -
@KraisZtenos hurry and mow those lawns
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@TheOnion@mutalabala What's scary is it doesn't sound as Oniony as most other other The Onion pieces. -
@johndotbastable@TheOnion I know. Sounds quite plausible, doesn't it -
@mutalabala@TheOnion The Onion intersecting reality...that's like crossing the streams.
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@TheOnion they should quit fighting before it comes to that endThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MattKistler21 this is completely false -
@calebcoplen@TheOnion haha I know. All of their news stories are jokes.
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@TheOnion that bus complete bull shitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion unfortunately, this is probably trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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