“@TheOnion: “I’m fine with participation trophies, as long as they are unmistakably shittier than the real ones.” @speechteachoc
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@TheOnion classicThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's important that children learn winning isn't everything, as long as parents/teachers are there to encourage mediocrity.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I take it The Onion likes the idea of participation trophies? Seems to fit..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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