@TheOnion Alexander Haig in charge now?
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@TheOnion: BREAKING: God Knocked Unconscious By DirectTV Satellite http://onion.com/1zcyG0e pic.twitter.com/4knccS4HPP
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@TheOnion "Whoops, Our bad" - Direct TV CEOThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@hitchmichael Yes, but only because he was in a food coma after eating 20 years worth of extra cheesy doritios...damn humans...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TheTweetOfGod, are you doing all right, big man?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tru factThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And wakes up Athiest.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "The Vatican is investigating."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That would explain a lot actuallyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TheTweetOfGod Did you see this?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Jesus at the back laughingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TheTweetOfGod well......Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TheTweetOfGod You all right, man?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Are you saying he took a direct hit?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OY VEY!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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