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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Aug 2014

    Salt Lake City Hoping To Boost Tourism By Reminding Visitors They’re Free To Leave At Any Time http://onion.com/1s6K3Es pic.twitter.com/6h7egkb9Wd

    6:00 PM - 21 Aug 2014
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    • McKenzie Barham Landon Rieger John Gottshalk Andrew Greenblatt Code Fell Off Tyler Graham Clark Phelps Dr Daniel Kudryashov Recent Former Mormon
    14 replies 342 retweets 372 likes
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      2. RFHGina  🇺🇸‏ @RFHGina 22 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @edbrasslaw Satire?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. XOXO, Lissah‏ @Lissahkins 22 Aug 2014
        Replying to @RFHGina

        @RFHGina @TheOnion @edbrasslaw of course everyone knows you can't leave Utah ever.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Edward Brass‏ @edbrasslaw 22 Aug 2014
        Replying to @Lissahkins

        @Lissahkins @RFHGina @TheOnion quite funny

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      2. Eliza  ❄️‏ @EtotheNev 21 Aug 2014
        Replying to @PimphatBWC

        @PimphatBWC @KJinDC @TheOnion well actually, by definition as a Mormonville, most peeps there do NOT, in fact, suck cock *pushes up glasses*

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kyle‏ @heydudekyle 21 Aug 2014
        Replying to @EtotheNev

        @EtotheNev you're supposed to talk back to the trolls, E

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      4. Eliza  ❄️‏ @EtotheNev 21 Aug 2014
        Replying to @heydudekyle

        @KJinDC (assuming you meant "not") but I really wanted to make that joke though!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Kyle‏ @heydudekyle 21 Aug 2014
        Replying to @EtotheNev

        @EtotheNev I did, and well played

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Eliza  ❄️‏ @EtotheNev 21 Aug 2014
        Replying to @heydudekyle

        @KJinDC thanks man

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      1. haunted lindsay shean‏ @CongenialKlutz 21 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Salt Lake City Hoping To Boost Tourism By Reminding Visitors They’re Free To Leave At Any Time" @robsmallman

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      2. Scott Kasa‏ @kasa_scott 21 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @graceterbrock share this with Dan! Such a coincidence this was on here today! Haha #funcrushingmormons

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Grace Terbrock‏ @graceterbrock 21 Aug 2014
        Replying to @kasa_scott

        @kasa_scott 😂😂😂😂😂 we just died laughing. So hilarious/ironic

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      4. Scott Kasa‏ @kasa_scott 21 Aug 2014
        Replying to @graceterbrock

        @graceterbrock Jon and I got a good laugh out of it too hahaha

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      1. Shit Mormons Say‏ @shit_mormonssay 23 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion even if you leave Utah we'll baptize you when you're dead and bring you back here.

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      1. Nicholas Buell‏ @Buell_Nicholas 22 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Such fond memories of being stuck at SLC Airport, free to leave dam 0.0

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      1. joey truxell‏ @JoeyTruxell 21 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion http://creativeworksfarm.org  - showing kids with special needs and circumstances that life is only limited by their imagination,help us

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      1. George K.‏ @geo1de 21 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion They could join the rest of the faithful on planet Mipsor.

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      1. Ryan Quinn‏ @rpq2 21 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Salt Lake City Hoping To Boost Tourism By Reminding http://onion.com/1s6K3Es  pic.twitter.com/CD8yibIOpH”@aubreyquinn

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