@TheOnion @edbrasslaw Satire?
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@RFHGina@TheOnion@edbrasslaw of course everyone knows you can't leave Utah ever. -
@Lissahkins@RFHGina@TheOnion quite funny
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@PimphatBWC @KJinDC@TheOnion well actually, by definition as a Mormonville, most peeps there do NOT, in fact, suck cock *pushes up glasses* -
@EtotheNev you're supposed to talk back to the trolls, E -
@KJinDC (assuming you meant "not") but I really wanted to make that joke though!
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@EtotheNev I did, and well played -
@KJinDC thanks man
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@TheOnion@graceterbrock share this with Dan! Such a coincidence this was on here today! Haha#funcrushingmormons -
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@graceterbrock Jon and I got a good laugh out of it too hahaha
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@TheOnion even if you leave Utah we'll baptize you when you're dead and bring you back here.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Such fond memories of being stuck at SLC Airport, free to leave dam 0.0Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion http://creativeworksfarm.org - showing kids with special needs and circumstances that life is only limited by their imagination,help usThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They could join the rest of the faithful on planet Mipsor.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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