THIS! RT @TheOnion: Night Out Thrown Off-Balance By Friend Unexpectedly Bringing Someone http://onion.com/1kYKOkd pic.twitter.com/Ae38padlgw
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THIS! RT @TheOnion: Night Out Thrown Off-Balance By Friend Unexpectedly Bringing Someone http://onion.com/1kYKOkd pic.twitter.com/Ae38padlgw
@UnknownPenguin @TheOnion this is my brother to a T.
“@TheOnion: Night Out Thrown Off-Balance By Friend Unexpectedly Bringing Someone http://onion.com/1kYKOkd pic.twitter.com/ets7wC28dN” @joelZyy
@TheOnion So true
@donmattaddis “@TheOnion: Night Out Thrown Off-Balance By Friend Unexpectedly Bringing Someone http://onion.com/1kYKOkd ” haha! 
@TheOnion Pet peeve of mine since high school. I'm not good enough for you? Why are we out in the first place? Gimme my money back!
“@TheOnion: Night Out Thrown Off-Balance By Friend Unexpectedly Bringing Someone http://onion.com/1kYKOkd " yeah! I said 7-8 guys, not couples!
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