@TheOnion Auditory reception drops 35% when conversation is not about you.
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@TheOnion I bet the same hearing will get impaired if u fall off the stairs...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Study: Human Hearing Most Acute When Listening To Arguing Parents From Top Of Stairs http://onion.com/1naSETf "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hearing increases 10-fold when that conversation is about you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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