Should use @coverpay RT @TheOnion "Report: Average American Loses $5,000 Each Year From Splitting Check http://onion.com/1tm3VVN "
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@TheOnion How can everyone lose on average?Or is the above/below average Americans that gain?Or Mexicans/Canadians?@MalkyTHE@robertecrump -
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@TheOnion Always get the Surf N Turf.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Average American Loses $5,000 Each Year From Splitting Check http://onion.com/1tm3VVN pic.twitter.com/jnEwYmus2e”@Ryan_Clear
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@zack_collins@TheOnion god dammit
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@TheOnion should the split average be $0?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Unfortunately, I read this expecting some fun math jokes. http://onion.com/1tm3VVN pic.twitter.com/foQPqj31Jg
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@TheOnion and she only had a salad!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Father of the tea party
@RickSantelli goes down in flames in TV interview:http://bit.ly/1l02UCI pic.twitter.com/RBlCxwUtSb@TheSoup@TheOnion
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@TheOnion and it took this long to figure that out?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'm always saying this! “
@TheOnion: Report: Americans Lose $5,000/ Year From Splitting Check http://onion.com/1tm3VVN pic.twitter.com/bRhpgi1Vtg”
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@TheOnion: Report: Average American Loses $5,000 Each Year From Splitting Check http://onion.com/1tm3VVN pic.twitter.com/hnVHh3JKwH”//LOL
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@TheOnion better to just run out the back doorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I knew it! “
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