And yet I get a high from significant p-values. RT @TheOnion Study Finds 79% Of Statistics Now Soberinghttp://onion.com/1tlV5Yl
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@TheOnion@JimGilsinn It is sobering that Facebook needs to include a satire tags on such statistics.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JoelHeyman - but how can I know if it's#satire or not if@twitter doesn't tell me?!?@TheOnion#facepalmbookThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JoelHeyman maybe why alchohol sales up! When statistics get sobering, people tend to get drunk!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ashley_sphinx can I get a CI for that? In general, watching people fumble through using “statistics” makes me wonder if they’re sober.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane That's just what they want you to think.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane 42.85% of all statistics are made up on the spot.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion horrific.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Raf_Epstein Reminds me of@AlanKohler on ABC news!@TheOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane 84.59% of all statistics are made up on the spot.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Exactly what I thought. “
@TheOnion: Study Finds 79% Of Statistics Now Sobering http://onion.com/1tlV5Yl pic.twitter.com/77Tilrqw7D”.#fb
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane Awwwwwwww!!!!







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@TheOnion Awwwwwww!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 68% of prominent European scientists have recently discovered that almost 80% of statistics are at least 78.4% misleading.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well that is a sobering stat.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane never ending... BlaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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