@TheOnion like me, some women don't have that problem ;)
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@TheOnion and the collective IQ of the United States drops another two points.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion call me wierd but I'm one of those guys that are into fake hands.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think it's absurdThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lipo on fingers now, thats absurd!#animatedcharactersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I always wanted good knuckle.#knuckleup#selfieThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion [American Voices] More Women Getting Hand Surgery To Look Good In ‘Ring Selfies’ http://onion.com/VE4DRZ#WhatDoYouThink?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion don't repeat the second response too loud or it'll come trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion mines scheduled… I hope it doesn't sag when i get older thoughThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mom says it's wrong to be rude. But I think she'll be okay with this one. These women are stupid.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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