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@TheOnion sure seems that way. Instructions for gifts getting impossibly complicated as wellThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yes, and some keep and eat the placenta too! YUCK!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how creepy can you get. Yea sure i'll chew on it all day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion using banana leaves for diapersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Parents now include a piece of umbilical cord with birth announcements? http://onion.com/1AvWXkt pic.twitter.com/IbcNeD9NzK”#gross
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@theonion I run into my kids umbilical cords now & then, when I'm cleaning out a junk drawer or their sock drawers, I'm not drunk.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Did you know that many trends are disgusting and pointless?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1AvWXkt " "If you’re not a white, upper-middle-class couple, everything is pretty much the same as last year."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wow, sending tissue that will rot is a gross way to get people happy for you!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well they must ne sending it only to 3 ppl..there not much of it..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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