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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Aug 2014

    Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid http://onion.com/1pFi5RD pic.twitter.com/u7HZMhcyfh

    10:05 AM - 18 Aug 2014
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      2. zerohedge‏ @zerohedge 18 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But does he click on ads? “@TheOnion: Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid http://onion.com/1pFi5RD  pic.twitter.com/lZyD9oZIb1”

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      1. Ryan W. Mead‏ @rwmead 18 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In response to Facebook now tagging Onion articles as "satire": “RT @TheOnion: Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid http://onion.com/1pFi5RD ”

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      1. (((wordwizard))) 🖇‏ @EEFWW 18 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Who modeled for this picture? Who took it?

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      1. Barry T. Smith‏ @thebarrytone 18 Aug 2014
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        Lost it just looking at the pic: “@TheOnion: Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid http://onion.com/1pFi5RD  pic.twitter.com/2iTKPEJqdw”

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      1. Joey Nelson‏ @The_Real_Rubio 18 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @The1001Samurais their retaliation

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      1. BlindMagSeesAll‏ @BlindMagSeesAll 18 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Y'know, this sounds sadly believable. I really can believe that there's somepony like this out there.

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      1. Randall Mallette‏ @RandallMallette 18 Aug 2014
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        @dj_fallon “@TheOnion: Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid http://onion.com/1pFi5RD  pic.twitter.com/jFjZhroU23”

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      1. Eric Baerenrodt‏ @EricBaerenrodt 18 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid http://onion.com/1pFi5RD  pic.twitter.com/x3dJK8od9m” @doomfam

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      1. Jessica Kuen‏ @jesskuen 18 Aug 2014
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        Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid http://onion.com/1pFi5RD  (via @TheOnion)

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      1. ibrahim manzar‏ @ibiXP 18 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @adamkovic he kinda looks like the guy who plays the highlander

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      1. Gordon A. McGowan‏ @MrGordonMcGowan 18 Aug 2014
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        Ha. Zing. "@TheOnion: Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid http://onion.com/1pFi5RD  pic.twitter.com/zgm2fTVKRr”

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      1. ProjectM‏ @ProjectM_2014 18 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion yes

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      1. Juveeza Chadha‏ @Juveeza 18 Aug 2014
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        . @TheOnion Just the one?

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      1. al damato‏ @al_damato 18 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Fuck FB

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      1. Robert Yates‏ @roboyates 18 Aug 2014
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        Yes! “@TheOnion: Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid http://onion.com/1pFi5RD  pic.twitter.com/hG6alwWfML”

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