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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Aug 2014

    In Commentary This Week: "It’s a situation every officer of the law will inevitably face." http://onion.com/1pxgxZX pic.twitter.com/KBNbHElJmR

    1:00 PM - 16 Aug 2014
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      2. MJ Holmes‏ @hulmesville 16 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion not your best.

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      3. Dr. Pablo Pistola‏ @drpablopistola 16 Aug 2014
        Replying to @hulmesville

        @hulmesville @TheOnion this was an all-timer:http://onion.com/cNcqge 

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      1. Need To Know‏ @redirectloop 17 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @markjaquith Saw your onion retweet. Thot you'd like my creative outlet, http://SurplusSatire.com  . Gonna port to wp. Ideas?

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      1. LosAngelesMafia‏ @losangelesmafia 16 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion He would of never been in that situation had that guy not stolen anything. I'm just saying...

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      1. Ken Deome‏ @LoveIrreverence 16 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion "Racism is the result of choices made by racist humans, just as politics are created by politicians, or rape by rapists."

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      1. Randall Starr‏ @randallstarr 16 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion It's a disservice to other races to call racism against blacks the only kind. It had no starting point, will have no end. #peace

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      1. RockyMissouri‏ @RockyMissouri 16 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @pnuts_mama TIME TO RETIRE.

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      1. Jay Bird‏ @gritsandpossum 16 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion A cop out. If there is police brutality involved no reason to blame it on racism. An attempt to lessen it?

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      2. Ω¯\_(ツ)_/¯reSister1‏ @Black2thBone 14 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion "...when you’re out there, in the middle of longstanding policies denying minority men and women the most basic human rights."

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      3. Ω¯\_(ツ)_/¯reSister1‏ @Black2thBone 14 Dec 2014
        Replying to @Black2thBone

        @TheOnion The Quote seen above ↑ is from Chief Jackson, by his own admission.

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      1. MARK D BEINS‏ @markdbeins 17 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion dj mpic.twitter.com/oCy45ih6P3

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      1. cowboy2012‏ @newtou2 17 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion they'er starting to think they'er as good as us. Everyone knows that an't right. LEGACY OF RACISM

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      1. Ransom Island‏ @LandisSt 16 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion So much yes

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      1. Erik Swann‏ @E_Swann 16 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Something is very wrong in Ferguson. You don't have to be a P.R. firm to know this incident could have been handled better.

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      1. Alice Gorman‏ @drspacejunk 16 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Very insightful analysis of impact of culture on actions, equally applies to other forms of discrimination.

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      1. Mimi Price‏ @price_mimi 16 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Good one!

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      1. countryrose‏ @countryrose763 16 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Fire him. Not a good person in that position

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      1. Robonova‏ @Zorro3740 16 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Can I just say that Thomas Jackson was one of the worst spokesman I have ever seen and obviously should not have been doing so.

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