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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Aug 2014

    FDA Recommends At Least 3 Servings Of Foods With Word ‘Fruit’ On Box http://onion.com/Vss3cL pic.twitter.com/OdVXI72rhi

    10:20 AM - 15 Aug 2014
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      1. needtofeelloki‏ @needtofeelloki 15 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion does "FROOT" count?

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      1. Christian White‏ @CWCanadianRight 15 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Fruit of the loom- a bit starchy.

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      1. Brad K‏ @dontweetme 18 Aug 2014
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        #Naturalmarketing @TheOnion FDA Recommends @ Least 3 Srvs Of Foods w Word ‘Fruit’ On Box http://onion.com/Vss3cL pic.twitter.com/kicFpMvP1g

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      1. James Kelly‏ @bigred0144 15 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: FDA Recommends At Least 3 Servings Of Foods With Word ‘Fruit’ On Box http://onion.com/Vss3cL  pic.twitter.com/QfIWOdTq4B” @JCat_46

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      1. Gilbert Felix‏ @gfelix559 15 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: FDA Recommends At Least 3 Servings Of Foods With Word ‘Fruit’ On Box http://onion.com/Vss3cL  pic.twitter.com/fVFSpuzweM” @HanfordHalo

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      1. Edible South Florida  🍌‏ @EdibleSoFla 15 Aug 2014
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        Or foodlike substances RT @TheOnion: FDA Recommends At Least 3 Servings Of Foods With Word ‘Fruit’ On Boxhttp://onion.com/Vss3cL 

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      2. Joe Wisniewski‏ @J_Wizz93 15 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: FDA Recommends At Least 3 Servings Of Foods With Word ‘Fruit’ On Box http://onion.com/Vss3cL  pic.twitter.com/oARFCszIXB”@SammSorrell

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      3. Joe Wisniewski‏ @J_Wizz93 15 Aug 2014
        Replying to @J_Wizz93

        @TheOnion @SammSorrell I thought you should know that you need to be getting your healthy foods in now that you have a big girl job

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Corsi Jones‏ @vowswithinhb 15 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: FDA Recommends At Least 3 Servings Of Foods With Word ‘Fruit’ On Box http://onion.com/Vss3cL  pic.twitter.com/fd1oC0mGVW” @mikeFAIL

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      3. Halloween Mike Pfeil‏Verified account @mikeFAIL 15 Aug 2014
        Replying to @vowswithinhb

        @vowswithinhb all of these things I eat regularly. I am so healthy.

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      4. Corsi Jones‏ @vowswithinhb 15 Aug 2014
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        @mikeFAIL I figured you did

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      1. Dawn Appleton Reid‏ @AZStarRunner 18 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: FDA Recommends At Least 3 Servings Of Foods With Word ‘Fruit’ On Box http://onion.com/Vss3cL  pic.twitter.com/E0aLi3x1xW”

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      1. Andrew Currier‏ @tacurrier 15 Aug 2014
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        Labelling lawyer humour: “@TheOnion: FDA Recommends 3 Servings Of Foods With 'Fruit' On Box http://onion.com/Vss3cL  pic.twitter.com/PVf4qGQBIl”

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      1. Stef McDonald‏ @Stefaniamcd 15 Aug 2014
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        Baby steps! RT @TheOnion: FDA Recommends At Least 3 Servings Of Foods With Word ‘Fruit’ On Box http://onion.com/Vss3cL pic.twitter.com/mPsOQtiUOQ

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      1. Shelly‏ @InTheBath 15 Aug 2014
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        @slp4now RT “@TheOnion: FDA Recommends At Least 3 Servings Of Foods With Word ‘Fruit’ On Box http://onion.com/Vss3cL  pic.twitter.com/PYf4jfsq0v”

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      1. Michael McKenna‏ @IronSalsa 15 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion what about 'Froot'? Does that count?

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      1. CityFit‏ @CityFitYYC 15 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion because we don't want people thinking it's too difficult to eat well and then give up too soon.

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