From @TheOnion: Tips For Being An Unarmed Black Teen | http://onion.com/VqagD6 pic.twitter.com/vjXbxTaCnY”
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From @TheOnion: Tips For Being An Unarmed Black Teen | http://onion.com/VqagD6 pic.twitter.com/vjXbxTaCnY”
@TheOnion "Avoid swaggering or any other confident behavior that suggests you are not completely subjugated." LOL #POLICETHEPOLICE
@TheOnion Onion is fucking on point again. Satire with serious teeth.
.@TheOnion funniest shit
“@TheOnion Try to see it from a police officers point of view: You may be unarmed, but youre also black http://onion.com/VqagD6 @kingdaviddd
100% on point #Ferguson MT @TheOnion "Tips for being an unarmed black teen" http://onion.com/VqagD6 pic.twitter.com/aLhZQxxtEp
“@TheOnion: Try to see it from a police officer’s point of view: You may be unarmed, but you’re also black" this. 
"Avoid wearing clothing associated with the gang lifestyle, such as shirts and pants." 10/10 @TheOnion
@TheOnion @mrcolecooper I cant make this stuff up.... LMBOpic.twitter.com/ORduRfFlVc
@TheOnion @mrcolecooper Be sure not to pick up any object that could be perceived by a police officer as ....nothing. HAHAHA
@TheOnion This is bullshit. Quit perpetuating this fucking garbage.
@SelfAwareEbook @TheOnion Yeah, I caught on. It enraged me and I started ranting before I realized. lmfao @ myself now.
@TheOnion @LauraHelenWinn It would be funnier if it wasn't true. Oh satire... you're mixing so well with truth. :(
@typodactyl The truth is what makes @TheOnion so real on these days. They're on top of it.
@LauraHelenWinn @typodactyl @TheOnion I’ve literally had this conversation with an ex-friend
@mollybramlet @LauraHelenWinn @typodactyl @TheOnion “stay away from them” “why” “they’re wearing a hoodie” “so are you”
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