When not playing w @darlingside, Dave Senft models for @TheOnion . http://onion.com/1sZc1nf pic.twitter.com/iueNNcOw7q”
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When not playing w @darlingside, Dave Senft models for @TheOnion . http://onion.com/1sZc1nf pic.twitter.com/iueNNcOw7q”
@TheOnion @Francis_NL Simple solution: outlaw closet doors. :)
@TheOnion @Joshua_Caldwell He better not be reading my comic books.
@TheOnion @oldmanweldon is that you
@TheOnion just to set the record straight, I prefer under the bed.
@TheOnion I know mine does.
@TheOnion hahaha! This is hilarious! <3
@TheOnion well it's going to be awkward checking my wives' closets... at least statically speaking
@TheOnion ....I don't seem to remember owning a closet. O_o
Wait--I have a boy toy? Where? Which closet? MT @TheOnion: Study: 73% Of Bedroom Closets Have Boy Toy Naked Insidehttp://onion.com/1sZc1nf
@TheOnion And the cops wonder why all the wifes clothes have red polka dots.
@TheOnion and the other 27% is at work,same position.
@TheOnion I found 3 in our closet .... so that may be skewing your results
@TheOnion Thank you, dear Onion, for peeling away at a cinematic chest and nut.
@TheOnion Still better than finding Jack Nicholson with an axe.
@TheOnion ironically, 83% of bedroom closets have the same boy toy in the husband's closet...
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