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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Aug 2014

    Study: 73% Of Bedroom Closets Have Wife’s Boy Toy Crouched Naked Inside http://onion.com/1sZc1nf pic.twitter.com/jB1OmA2zWd

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      1. Caitlin Canty‏ @caitlincanty 13 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When not playing w @darlingside, Dave Senft models for @TheOnion . http://onion.com/1sZc1nf  pic.twitter.com/iueNNcOw7q”

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      1. VoteNovember6‏ @1Earth1Sea1Sky 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @Francis_NL Simple solution: outlaw closet doors. :)

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      1. Michael DiBiasio‏ @MichaelDiBiasio 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @Joshua_Caldwell He better not be reading my comic books.

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      1. Perc Nowitski‏ @sikevick 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @oldmanweldon is that you

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      1. Jerry Liu‏ @553201592 14 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion funny

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      1. Robert Avery‏ @robertavery17 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion just to set the record straight, I prefer under the bed.

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      1. Adeline Adler ‏ @1ickittysplit 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion I thought the onion was supposed be a #satire news org.

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      1. Gwyn Pearce‏ @coocooley 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion I know mine does.

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      1. Rita Pernot‏ @PernotRita 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion hahaha! This is hilarious! <3

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      1. Chali Baicunn‏ @ZorakTheMantis 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion well it's going to be awkward checking my wives' closets... at least statically speaking

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      1. Sarahwithanh‏ @RaggedyMama 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion ....I don't seem to remember owning a closet. O_o

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      1. MisHowl‏ @mjolin 13 Aug 2014
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        Wait--I have a boy toy? Where? Which closet? MT @TheOnion: Study: 73% Of Bedroom Closets Have Boy Toy Naked Insidehttp://onion.com/1sZc1nf 

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      1. Steven j.‏ @steve2beers 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion And the cops wonder why all the wifes clothes have red polka dots.

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      1. CirCumSpice‏ @CReTheIll 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion and the other 27% is at work,same position.

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      1. Benjamin Fisher‏ @bennyfish19 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @KingslyFishao

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      1. Young Frank Einstein‏ @nochalbestiny 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion I found 3 in our closet .... so that may be skewing your results

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      1. GALECA‏ @DorianAwards 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Thank you, dear Onion, for peeling away at a cinematic chest and nut.

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      1.  🎃 gtagrowl  🐱‏ @gtagrl 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Still better than finding Jack Nicholson with an axe.

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      1. Buddy Stone‏ @buddystone 13 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion ironically, 83% of bedroom closets have the same boy toy in the husband's closet...

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