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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Aug 2014

    In Focus: 'Game Of Thrones' Running Out Of Unkempt Old Men To Casthttp://onion.com/1pq12Tt 

    3:15 PM - 12 Aug 2014
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    • Alex Hamilton AriDy FerminaM Will Hickox 🤟🏻Not Good Enough 🤟🏻 Zack-o-lantern 🏳️‍🌈🌹💛💚 Brad Mason Julia Pinkham Jeyh
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      1. AD‏ @lost_inthesauce 12 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: 'Game Of Thrones' Running Out Of Unkempt Old Men To Cast http://onion.com/1pq12Tt ” @T_Mackell @simplysquale @JrMcKq1

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      1. Scotty Swan‏ @ScottySSx4 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @GameOfThrones

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      1. Sister Fate‏ @Loki_Poe 12 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: 'Game Of Thrones' Running Out Of Unkempt Old Men To Cast http://onion.com/1pq12Tt ” ...UH OH, @ChainsawCutie #oldmanlover

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      1. Buche‏ @50ShadesofBuche 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @TrackmenBrendan call up Kiki!

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      2. john merritt‏ @johnnyswayze 12 Aug 2014
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        @aaandrewcollins “@TheOnion: In Focus: 'Game Of Thrones' Running Out Of Unkempt Old Men To Cast http://onion.com/1pq12Tt ”

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      3. AMC Gremlin‏ @aaandrewcollins 13 Aug 2014
        Replying to @johnnyswayze

        @johnnyswayze @TheOnion Still plenty of unkempt old men over here, as far as I can tell.

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      1. Andie D‏ @yogiandie 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @kdeege

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      1. Anxious Hobbit‏ @SheriSandybanks 12 Aug 2014
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        RT: @TheOnion: In Focus: 'Game Of Thrones' Running Out Of Unkempt Old Men To Cast http://onion.com/1pq12Tt  #GoT

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      1. FriedPuppyDog‏ @friedpuppydog 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Don't worry, we'll make more.

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      1. Troy Wolfe‏ @acidfloyd1 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @seanleslie980 How does any character live to be an old man in that land?

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      1. Mordecai Goldstein‏ @UncleMordy 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion I'll do it for a chili cheeseburger

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      1. Molly Booth‏ @mollygbooth 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion solution: cast non-white, unkempt old men.

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      1. Michael Dolan Teache‏ @MDTeaches 12 Aug 2014
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        What, I seem unavailable somehow?! “@TheOnion: In Focus: 'Game Of Thrones' Running Out Of Unkempt Old Men To Cast http://onion.com/1pq12Tt ”

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      1. William McAtee‏ @wmcatee 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion I'm available

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      1. Earthshine @ BLFC!‏ @CaptainSaicin 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Lies. As long as Kurt Russell lives, we have a limitless supply of unkempt old man for acting roles.

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      1. David Mignery‏ @DBMignery 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion I'm available.

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      1. Noncompliant Micah‏ @MicahInLex 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion I guess they haven't checked Phoenix Park in downtown Lexington KY

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      1. Bill Cumin‏ @Bill_Cumin 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion This is one interesting tweet.

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