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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Aug 2014

    Johnny Manziel Forced To Wear Cleveland Browns Jersey In Cruel Rookie Hazing Incident http://onion.com/1kXAPvS pic.twitter.com/q41EZwwBxB

    8:00 PM - 11 Aug 2014
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      1. Demarcus Thornton‏ @dmarcthornton 18 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion:Manziel Forced 2 Wear Browns Jersey n Cruel Rookie Hazing Incident http://onion.com/1kXAPvS  pic.twitter.com/QbBahLAJja” @TaylorBrinson

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      1. DistrictofWindians‏ @dcindiansfan 13 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Johnny Manziel Forced To Wear...Browns Jersey In Cruel Rookie Hazing Incident http://onion.com/1kXAPvS  pic.twitter.com/NZzosZ3oQf” 😫😩😢

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      1. Robert Gruber‏ @rgruber11 11 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Johnny Manziel Forced To Wear Cleveland Browns Jersey In Cruel Rookie Hazing Incident" @tony_lipps14 @JCerreta2

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      1. Matt in Jersey‏ @bynermack2k 11 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @Seel_Deal The onion is often hilarious. But this is not funny.

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      2. Emma‏ @aniyah2105 11 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @ClaudiaIzet I don't get it?

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      3. Claudia Castillo‏ @ClaudiaIzet 11 Aug 2014
        Replying to @aniyah2105

        @aniyah2105 That just being a Cleveland Brown is cruel punishment.

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      4. Emma‏ @aniyah2105 11 Aug 2014
        Replying to @ClaudiaIzet

        @ClaudiaIzet Lol I thought so, but I was like is there something else.

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      2. Lauren Ranalli, MPH‏ @laurenmranalli 15 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Johnny Manziel Forced To Wear Cleveland Browns Jersey In Cruel Rookie Hazing Incident" @PaulRanalli @jensen773

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      3. Paul Ranalli‏ @PaulRanalli 15 Aug 2014
        Replying to @laurenmranalli

        @laurenmranalli @jensen773 That's just the worst rookie prank ... For shame

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      1. Jason Kissinger‏ @kissinger_jason 12 Aug 2014
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      1. BP™‏ @BPthagreat 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Johnny Menziel Rookie tribute song! A2dak feat. BP - Gettin It by BPthagreat http://soundcloud.com/bpthagreat/a2dak-featuring-bp-gettin-it … on #SoundCloud

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      1. Granny Cambo‏ @cambovic 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @cambolisa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa made this rainy day 😁

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      1. Jack Semelsberger‏ @JacksemJack 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion it's inhumane

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      1. Ken Stellon‏ @KenStellon 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion - Tweeted in honor of my Favorite Cleveland Browns fan. You know who you are......

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      1. Greg Powers‏ @GregPowers0602 12 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @charlietroyer glad they didn't make him rape anyone like they did with Big Ben, whew!

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      1. brettmcg‏ @brettmcg 11 Aug 2014
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        cc @EricBaseball/ MT @TheOnion: Johnny Manziel Forced To Wear Cleveland Browns Jersey In Cruel Rookie Hazing Incident http://onion.com/1kXAPvS 

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