“@TheOnion: [American Voices] Study: Americans Eat Half Their Meals Alone http://onion.com/1pKW7eL #WhatDoYouThink?” @schlomadom
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@TheOnion Not Dr. Lector!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion shockingly, over 70 percent of their sex life is spent alone, less than half of which is spent eating.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Does it count if I'm with my dog? “
@TheOnion: [American Voices] Study: Americans Eat Half Their Meals Alone http://onion.com/1pKW7eL "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm visualizing half eaten meals carried away from dining tables & parties to be finished in dark, lonely closets.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Philip Doran is standing in front of a Burger King, not a Wendy's??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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My entire life haha “
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@TheOnion somewhere a hot pocket in a microwave dinged and a guy took his head out of a noose.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Where do they eat the other half?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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