@TheOnion I'd like some chicken nuggets.pic.twitter.com/D1UmGiWO49
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@TheOnion The ought to be testing self-defense abilities of the employees after the fight @ a McD's in Fern Creek, KY on Wednesday!
@TheOnion ...give me a minute and I'll answer that.
@TheOnion I think #krispykreme in Adelaide needs this tip, is what I think. A 35 min drive thru is NOT fast food!
@TheOnion I think you'll just get diarrhea faster. That is all.
@TheOnion Have they finally perfected the burger flinger? #fastbeard
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