@TheOnion sagging boobs now cover cute flower around belly button?
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@TheOnion 2020s will be the decade tattoo removal companies will be bigger than googleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sudden sanity? Drugs wore off? Lipo distorted picture? Ran out of room and wanted to start over? Looked in the mirror?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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