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@TheOnion: No college freshman should be without a life-size cardboard cutout of their parents"@Hannie_160 @megatron_428 this is me

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yes. "Poster of Bob Marley watching A Clockwork Orange with Audrey Hepburn" MT @TheOnion: pic.twitter.com/oa1oiEtbzA”
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@TheOnion hahahahahahahahahaa now that would be creepy!!
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@TheOnion@bestkevinbest misplaced optimism!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The kids will habitually frisk dad for his wallet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't leave home without it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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