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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Aug 2014

    Date’s Flaws Coming At Woman Faster Than She Can Rationalize Them http://onion.com/XEtjeF pic.twitter.com/rUwhUtypmW

    11:00 AM - 6 Aug 2014
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      1. Tom Lehman‏ @teelehman 6 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, #WilmDE made the @TheOnion: "Date’s Flaws Coming At Woman Faster Than She Can Rationalize Them"http://onion.com/XEtjeF 

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      1. Danielle Sills‏ @drsills 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @GrantdeBruin82 This is spot on. Haha.

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      1. Captain Ace Pliny, CAG Red Squadron, Space Force‏ @plinytheelder_t 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @Joshua_Caldwell "It's funny because it's true." -- Fat Tony

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      2. Your Fall Boyfriend‏ @ObliviousWit 6 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @stealingzen cc @oceanbound #CoffeeshopGuy

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      3. AnActual Siren  🧜🏻‍♀️‏ @oceanbound 6 Aug 2014
        Replying to @ObliviousWit

        @ObliviousWit @TheOnion @stealingzen haha if only it weren't so reaaaaal!

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      2. Zach Eccles‏ @staseklof 6 Aug 2014
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        @qeccles "@TheOnion: Date’s Flaws Coming At Woman Faster Than She Can Rationalize Them http://onion.com/XEtjeF  pic.twitter.com/bCXvj7z4lK” true?

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      3. Q‏ @qeccles 6 Aug 2014
        Replying to @staseklof

        @staseklof painfully accurate

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      4. Zach Eccles‏ @staseklof 6 Aug 2014
        Replying to @qeccles

        @qeccles Had a feeling. #hesoutthere

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      1. Rebecca Flowers‏ @rdflowers55 6 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Date’s Flaws Coming At Woman Faster Than She Can Rationalize Them http://onion.com/XEtjeF  pic.twitter.com/kTDRL11PRP” @ssaari

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      1. Matt Holmes‏ @MattHolmes2 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion I have the feeling he's either telling her about his odd collection hobby or the advantages of still living with his parents.

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      1. Jenny Hallenbeck Orr‏ @JennyHallenbeck 6 Aug 2014
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        Been there. Ha! “@TheOnion: Date’s Flaws Coming At Woman Faster Than She Can Rationalize Them http://onion.com/XEtjeF  pic.twitter.com/QYGfYfM2k5”

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      1. AshleyErin *LL‏ @erinclayton 6 Aug 2014
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        bahahahaha “@TheOnion: Date’s Flaws Coming At Woman Faster Than She Can Rationalize Them http://onion.com/XEtjeF  pic.twitter.com/nQj4TJcAXv”

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      1. Danny‏ @_teotl 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion there's a familiar look

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      1. Caroline Lefebvre‏ @Carolinefev 6 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Date’s Flaws Coming At Woman Faster Than She Can Rationalize Them http://onion.com/XEtjeF ” can't. stop. laughing.

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      1. BOO go vote!‏ @CailaTess 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @Cdbrow1 Definitely given that look before.

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      1. C. D. Browne Ph.D., D.D.‏ @Cdbrow1 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion I think I went out with that woman. I recognize the look.

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