... @TheOnion - kind of a sore loser #NoOneOwesYou Lol!!!
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@TheOnion Wish this was real.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion .. Window shopping just doesn't cut it. You gotta sample the goods. Ugh!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Its all a symptom of the Zombie Apocalypse
@TheOnion@gregmeetgregThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bravo! trouble is the general public wont even bother to read the note. even if they do they'll not understand what the words meanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion maybe the customer service wasn't great judging by the letter they don't lay any of the blame at their own doorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Priceless"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion maybe they should have checked out the hood beforehand.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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How long until this image gets circled under the impression it's real? TT“
@TheOnion: http://onion.com/XEpjuJ pic.twitter.com/SK9Vr5HEm1”
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@TheOnion Am working to avoid this in my community... seriously.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MondoGhulam it's 'couldn't give a shit'. 'Could give a shit' makes no sense!#pahbloodyamericansThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion on waking up from the American Dream:https://twitter.com/theonion/status/497070886164652033 …
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@TheOnion the downside of opening a business that no one tells you aboutThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion viewing the replies does no one realize that your site is a parody?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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