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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Aug 2014

    Going-Out-Of-Business Sign Thanks Neighborhood For 3 Months Of No Support Whatsoever http://onion.com/XEpjuJ pic.twitter.com/a9zZtGysUl

    10:25 AM - 6 Aug 2014
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      1. Jackson Defmall‏ @Defmall 6 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ... @TheOnion - kind of a sore loser #NoOneOwesYou Lol!!!

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      1. Lauren Nielsen‏ @Laurenact513 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Wish this was real.

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      1. Greg Williams‏ @LordOfTheGregs 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @BWK_72 EPIC!! #micdrop

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      1. Tasha Glass‏ @annannxo 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion .. Window shopping just doesn't cut it. You gotta sample the goods. Ugh!!

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      1. henry st. pierre‏ @henrysebby 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion #TheAmericanDream

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      1. SongPoRadio‏ @SongPoRadio 9 Aug 2014
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        Its all a symptom of the Zombie Apocalypse @TheOnion @gregmeetgreg

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      1. phil crewdson‏ @philcrewdson 7 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Bravo! trouble is the general public wont even bother to read the note. even if they do they'll not understand what the words mean

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      1. Richard Chan‏ @RichardChan66 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion maybe the customer service wasn't great judging by the letter they don't lay any of the blame at their own door

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      1. NHRA‏ @PRO237 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion "Priceless"

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      1. Mary Gartamaker‏ @freakinfirkin 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion maybe they should have checked out the hood beforehand.

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      1. An Emerican Werewolf in London  🐺‏ @EmmaBowers 6 Aug 2014
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        How long until this image gets circled under the impression it's real? TT“@TheOnion: http://onion.com/XEpjuJ  pic.twitter.com/SK9Vr5HEm1”

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      1. Brian Moore‏ @bmooreriverside 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Am working to avoid this in my community... seriously.

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      1.  🙈 🙊 🙈 🙊 🙈 🙊 🙈päddŷ‏ @padster 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @MondoGhulam it's 'couldn't give a shit'. 'Could give a shit' makes no sense! #pahbloodyamericans

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      1. mike klym‏ @KlymMike 6 Aug 2014
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      1. Mick Sweetman‏ @MickSweetman 6 Aug 2014
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        .@TheOnion on waking up from the American Dream:https://twitter.com/theonion/status/497070886164652033 …

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        Going-Out-Of-Business Sign Thanks Neighborhood For 3 Months Of No Support Whatsoever http://onion.com/XEpjuJ  pic.twitter.com/a9zZtGysUl
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      1. thomas paciello‏ @tpaciello 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion the downside of opening a business that no one tells you about

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      1. P Kadel‏ @pkadel 6 Aug 2014
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      1. SpookyMachoJediKnight‏ @SuperMachoJedi 6 Aug 2014
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        .@TheOnion @ConnHawk i think this works for a bout a billion different comics shops too #comics

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      1. Dave Barry‏ @dist2 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion viewing the replies does no one realize that your site is a parody?

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