“@TheOnion: 4 Yrs Ago: Boeing Lays Off Only Guy Who Knows to Keep Wings Plane http://onion.com/1sgraiy ” -I'm at AIA today and this is timely
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and the Onion finally hired someone to bored to sit home anymoreThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion BREAKING: Area student too poor afford onion subscription. Reads http://Cracked.com instead. Onions response: "Go die peasant"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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