@TheOnion don't forget about well thought out gift cards:)
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@TheOnion But I prefer my love to come with a substantial severance clause.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion typo: "subsequently" probably should be "suspiciously"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: If you offer hackers unconditional love they will no longer feel the need to hack http://onion.com/X1OuHq pic.twitter.com/C0rV0dJ12G”
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@TheOnion@HackerHuntress That was hilarious. Thanks for sharing!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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