@TheOnion But Ben Franklin invented the garbage disposal.
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@TheOnion He called it John Adams.
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@TheOnion@joemachi has a much better founding fathers joke.#lastcomicstandingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MissSiemasko they are so good!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion actually not they (framers of America's constitution) weren't like present day#Republicans; they endorsed change & expected muchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bnn vg/ u.s. ass x! VThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bnn vg/ u.s. ass x! VThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: If The Founding Fathers Were Alive Today, They’d Be Too Fascinated By A Garbage Disposal To Do Anythinghttp://onion.com/UTcZFfThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @RadioNixonUSA The Onion was funny at one time, but no longer. You, CB, were never funny. Gross & intolerable yes. Funny? No.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion By garbage disposal, do you mean Congress?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Or a zipper, or Velcro, light bulbs, sun glasses, Styrofoam cups, cars, planes...everything would be amazing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@causticbob@MattyIceAZ@LindaSuhler@TheRoot@StephenAtHome@billmaher The Russians and Chinese would still be there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Ruffian22@TheOnion Shots fired.
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