@TheOnion funny because it's true. Reminds me of the time a homeless man told me "you don't have any charisma." #MyDeepestFear
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@TheOnion fucking perfect!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't care!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion only one?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My wife and I live in Ocala! Spooky!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The suspense is still killing me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JanesVillains@TheOnion saw that article today. # truth
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