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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Aug 2014

    Seventh-Grader Only Has 2 Weeks Left To Acquire Cool Identity By First Day Of School http://onion.com/1tSIFcH pic.twitter.com/0I0haTr7Bm

    9:57 AM - 5 Aug 2014
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    13 replies 335 retweets 439 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Kevin Kempf‏ @kckempf 5 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Two words: tuba lessons.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Andrew Turrisi‏ @XRT4U 5 Aug 2014
        Replying to @kckempf

        @kckempf @TheOnion You are utterly cruel.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Kevin Kempf‏ @kckempf 5 Aug 2014
        Replying to @XRT4U

        @XRT4U @TheOnion I also play the tuba. Hell, I'm wearing shirt right now with a tuba joke on it.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      5. Andrew Turrisi‏ @XRT4U 5 Aug 2014
        Replying to @kckempf

        @kckempf @TheOnion We all were or knew this boy. Tuba, violin or piano jock wannabee.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. Kaylee‏ @LaZyJeStYr 5 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I know people who have been on that waiting list since the 70s.

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      1. Jeff‏ @jaowen 5 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @crankymommys except it's 7th grade. "Cool" will be different by then

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      1. Ida Linden‏ @linden_ida 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion my magical 7th grade transformation: straightened hair (goodbye perm!) + contacts = whole new me

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      1. The Tail Wagaon‏ @TailWagon1 5 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Hey Valentine, how bout you just be yourself? That's what all the real #coolkids do. #LoveYourself #MiddleSchoolMemories

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      1. DeannaGreenEyes ♐ ✌‏ @DeannaZed 5 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion #haha that's #something I never #acquired #SchoolWasHell but I got over it I have #friends now who say I'm #cool so... #iwin

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      1. Linc‏ @LincolnStoel 5 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion basically my younger brother

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      1. Andrew Turrisi‏ @XRT4U 5 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion First, lose the Purdue colored shirt. Whatever costume you choose, love yourself.

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      1. Jay_high.‏ @janiceschmitzho 5 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Looks shit outta luck 2 me.

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      1. Marc‏ @UsesBadWords 5 Aug 2014
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        The struggle is real MT @TheOnion 7th Grader Has 2 Weeks To Get Cool Identity By 1. School Day http://onion.com/1tSIFcH pic.twitter.com/A9BxUyBORL

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      1. The Human Condition‏ @DudesBehindTHC 5 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @TheTweetOfGod help a brotha out.

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      1. Grant Davis‏ @grantdavis32 5 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Seventh-Grader Only Has 2 Weeks Left To Acquire Cool Identity By First Day Of School http://onion.com/1tSIFcH " @noahboo19 😂😂

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      2. Box‏ @Bhueck 5 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion A tragedy

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      3. Andrew Turrisi‏ @XRT4U 5 Aug 2014
        Replying to @Bhueck

        @Bhueck @TheOnion Au contraire, quite a comedy...just not for him.

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