@TheOnion Two words: tuba lessons.
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@TheOnion I know people who have been on that waiting list since the 70s.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @crankymommys except it's 7th grade. "Cool" will be different by thenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my magical 7th grade transformation: straightened hair (goodbye perm!) + contacts = whole new meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hey Valentine, how bout you just be yourself? That's what all the real#coolkids do.#LoveYourself#MiddleSchoolMemoriesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#haha that's#something I never#acquired#SchoolWasHell but I got over it I have#friends now who say I'm#cool so...#iwinThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion basically my younger brotherThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion First, lose the Purdue colored shirt. Whatever costume you choose, love yourself.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Looks shit outta luck 2 me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The struggle is real MT
@TheOnion 7th Grader Has 2 Weeks To Get Cool Identity By 1. School Day http://onion.com/1tSIFcH pic.twitter.com/A9BxUyBORL
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@TheOnion@TheTweetOfGod help a brotha out.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Seventh-Grader Only Has 2 Weeks Left To Acquire Cool Identity By First Day Of School http://onion.com/1tSIFcH "@noahboo19
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