@TheOnion @Fred_Willard It's true, I personally divorced soon after saying "it."
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@TheOnion She's had that shit on-deck since the third date!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what the hell was the point of that. 30 seconds it took to read article are gone forever- thx assholeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is it "we're done" which is what she said to me yesterdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Wife Already Knows The 1 Thing She’ll Say That Can Never Be TakenBack http://onion.com/1tSzXeF pic.twitter.com/8hYepXrAR6”@snowden719
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@TheOnion well it's always good to have an exit strategyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and what would that be???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion “The thing is, it’s always sitting right there in the back of my head..."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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