@TheOnion On a related note: the average American is rarely one of the nine million imagined sexual partners of average Americans.
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@TheOnion How tiring....... :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion:new study says most people are capable of sexual intercourse with dozens of partners in their mind every single day" I'm so tiredThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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RT: New study says most people are capable of
#SexyTimes with dozens of ppl in their mind every single day http://onion.com/1snP3Gb@TheOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And Wilt Chamberlain thought HE was specialThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh yeah baby I'm having sex with you tonight whether your here or not.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: A new study says most people are capable of sexual intercourse with dozens of partners in their mind every single day..."
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@TheOnion thank god because the 9,000,000 a lifetime # from this mornings tweet was really throwing me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dearies, as the founding member of OurSisters of PerpetualBoredom, I resemble that remark! Raising a glass of champers 2the AJofS!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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