TOO REAL! MT @TheOnion: T.J. Maxx Job Application Just Asks Prospective Employees How Much They Plan To Shoplifthttp://onion.com/1kqKr25
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@TheOnion sounds about rightThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion none b/c I can't go to jail..no no..I,dont look good in orange..I like to,bathe and use the bathroom in,privateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The most popular response: From where?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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