“@TheOnion: Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way http://onion.com/1rSURpV ”
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@TheOnion Not useful information. Time spent scratching under the boobs during summer. Now, that's what's important.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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That's pretty crazy “
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my dog = 97% “
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@TheOnion: Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way http://onion.com/1rSURpV ” feels like 127%Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way http://onion.com/1rSURpV ”@baileydlawrence@CassyLLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm doing my best to increase that percentage every day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion are you referring to Lifetime the television station? That figure seems way too lowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Not an unfamiliar feeling! RT
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Hahaha “
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@TheOnion@EmilyAEpstein only 27% ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way http://onion.com/1rSURpV ” ... Seems a bit low!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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That number triples while in an IKEA. RT
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@TheOnion: Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way http://onion.com/1rSURpV ”---> this has to be higher than that!! LolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Average Person is the worst! RT
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@TheOnion: Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way http://onion.com/1rSURpV ”#RobsonStreet#petpeeve#situationalawarenessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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