@TheOnion Natural selection is seeking technology as rampant diseases and natural disasters aren't doing the job fast enough.
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@TheOnion In an effort to regulate teen angst, lawmakers R encouraged 2 familiarize themselves with the challenge & post research on Utube.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WTH are the parents? Do the parents feel like failures? I would.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion next week I'm upping the ante with the "acid challenge "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How else are they gonna learn that it hurts to set yourself on fire?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Darwin AwardsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Darwin Meets Prometheus.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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