Average theme park guest is more like 57%. MT @TheOnion Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Wayhttp://onion.com/1m5F17B
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@TheOnion @vivameghan LOL "...65 percent of the average person’s life is spent not paying attention to where the fuck they’re going."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way http://onion.com/1m5F17B pic.twitter.com/6c3KEIbho5”@mcgb7 you must be 30%+
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@TheOnion: Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way http://onion.com/1m5F17B pic.twitter.com/lNxZ8dzpvL” incredible
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@TheOnion: Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way http://onion.com/1m5F17B pic.twitter.com/cRhgatpqhj”so true get out of myway!
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@TheOnion: Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way http://onion.com/1m5F17B pic.twitter.com/liwVOas7A2”@ders808 Too Funny#dead
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Always happens in the yogurt aisle! RT
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@TheOnion with members of Congress leading the pack at a whopping 94%. A definite bipartisan effort. And highest success rate in years.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @IWearSpandex1 And I always get stuck behind the narrow edge of that bell curve.http://onion.com/1m5F17BThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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68% if you're a NYer. RT
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@TheOnion haha omg, although from the onion, this is probably too true for some people hahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@lethalbeef I read this as "on the way" first and like it that way, too. Always going, never arriving.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Avg Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way" The average Person in LA spends 79% of lifetime in the way#vannuystarget#rudeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOL.... sometimes you just need a lil 'onion' to get through the day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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