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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jul 2014

    Maybelline Introduces New Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask To Use In Place Of Makeup http://onion.com/1pJPlDp pic.twitter.com/C5fv4q1eO3

    7:00 PM - 31 Jul 2014
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    41 replies 613 retweets 607 likes
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      2. The Cat That Walks Like A Man‏ @Davecat 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I endorse this idea! RT @TheOnion Maybelline Introduces New Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask To Use In Place Of Makeup http://onion.com/1pJPlDp 

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Rachel Madison Wells‏ @mydollyvita 1 Aug 2014
        Replying to @Davecat

        @Davecat When I saw this earlier I laughed and thought you might comment on it. ;-)

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. The Cat That Walks Like A Man‏ @Davecat 1 Aug 2014
        Replying to @mydollyvita

        @mydollyvita Gotta start the conversion somewhere. ;-)

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. I M Real‏ @UnCommonSense_1 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion it's about friggin time

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      1. Pixie‏ @Prettypixiecat 1 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @riogreyhound HA HA HA!! OMG...absolutely hilarious!! :D That was really a SNL skit, right?? LOL

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      1. At worst, a near-charleton‏ @dustyburwell 1 Aug 2014
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        @theonion @theotherzach this is the stuff of nightmares…

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      1. a. cakes‏ @cubanelle 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @lizlessner http://images.dazedcdn.com/786x700/dd/1070/0/1070790.gif …

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      1. MissteryThaMovement‏ @MISSTERYThaMove 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion why it look like Marilyn Manson though

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      1. Olivier Rimmel‏ @OlivierRimmel 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion new contraceptive?...

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      1. Dawn Rhodes‏Verified account @rhodes_dawn 31 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Maybelline Introduces New Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask To Use In Place Of Makeup http://onion.com/1pJPlDp  pic.twitter.com/O2uNGGIBkZ” This.

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      1. Damon Cherico‏ @theGuy13 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion I hope they didn't test that mask on innocent animals!

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      2. Ginger B.‏ @BGingerB 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion that is a terrible and scary idea!!!! OMG the world has lost their minds! Lmao

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      2. Tea Party Chief‏ @GA_TeaParty 31 Jul 2014
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        #MaybeShesBornWithIt @TheOnion #MaybeTheyreSilicone

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      3. Tea Party Chief‏ @GA_TeaParty 31 Jul 2014
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        roffl @TheOnion

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      1. Mighty AFRO Dighty‏ @TobiClement 1 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Maybelline Introduces New Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask To Use In Place Of Makeup http://onion.com/1pJPlDp  pic.twitter.com/qcVvHhw75S”😭😭😭😭

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      1. Molly Ith‏ @MollyIth 1 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion someone give me tickets to mars...

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      1. Jenny Riede‏ @JennyRiede 1 Aug 2014
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        Thank you @TheOnion What a great idea to simply 'yank' it over the head and get on with your day. RESULT!

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      1. Shakira Hollis‏ @shavimmoh 1 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @Maybelline real creepy. Don't do it.

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