@TheOnion there is a generic version already - alcohol
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@TheOnion I don't want the extra 10 years if those years are spent hot, sweaty, achey, & with blisters...
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"Individuals do not need to exercise very much to increase the number of years they live in dull, aching pain." -
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@TheOnion it only hurts when i laugh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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