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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jul 2014

    CON: Have to perfect the forced smile that accompanies choking down tempeh http://onion.com/1o9Zr3t pic.twitter.com/vPJnITj2iq

    1:39 PM - 31 Jul 2014
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      2. AvaPalazzolo‏ @AvaPalazzolo 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1o9Zr3t  pic.twitter.com/p2md01leHB” @LenaElmeligy

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      3. Lena Elmeligy‏ @LenaElmeligy 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @AvaPalazzolo

        @AvaPalazzolo "Many animals not slaughtered for consumption could go on to live long lives filled with heartbreak and disappointment"

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      1. Kathleen Mengel‏ @katfromchicago 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: CON: Have to perfect the forced smile http://onion.com/1o9Zr3t  pic.twitter.com/xCT4o2Xz7j”@natalie_bandie

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      2. Sue Hurlbut‏ @suzyhbut 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Have to perfect the forced smile that accompanies choking down tempeh http://onion.com/1o9Zr3t  pic.twitter.com/HzYpi6VmnQ”@kaaaaatehbut

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      1. Monica‏ @moniwat 3 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion http://onion.com/1o9Zr3t  pic.twitter.com/Gv4JYpIodN” how a out just being a vegetarian.

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      1. Leslie Cadillac‏ @cadishack 1 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion My life is officially summed up in an Onion article.

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      1. UnderneathThis Blog‏ @Underneathis 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion I love tempeh!

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      1. James Daniel Hall‏ @jamesdhall84 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Con: you can't feed turnip bones to your bloodhound after a lovely hunt.

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      1. Marion Rankine‏ @merrrrrrr 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I actually quite like tempeh. Unsure if that's a pro or a con.

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      1. Colleen‏ @YoursAlwys 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Enjoy your bypass surgery!

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      1. Kayle Bollin‏ @pineapple5po 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. dam this bitch gets on my fuckin nerves!‏ @_sarUGH_ 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion ugh c'mon this wasn't even factually accurate + so misleading

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      1. Unlikable 😈Advocate‏ @KazeSkyfox 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion pro: money. meat is expensive, now I can buy more games :D

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      1. Totem Pen‏ @TotemPen 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion If it includes dressing up fruits, perhaps it's not that bad...!pic.twitter.com/hyl1GKJWlw

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      1. Adeline Adler ‏ @1ickittysplit 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Pro: you can fillacio goats and not have it be "weird" (e.g. "I swear I'm not going to eat... all of you") #PETApower

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      2. Adeline Adler ‏ @1ickittysplit 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Pro: PETA will kind of have your back -- and they crazy like Charlie Sheen. #PETApower

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      3. Unlikable 😈Advocate‏ @KazeSkyfox 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @1ickittysplit

        @MissVirtualMiss @TheOnion wtf man charlie sheen is awesome and hilarious D:

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      1. Kevin Paul‏ @nivekluap1 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion "CON: Have to perfect the forced smile that accompanies choking down tempeh http://onion.com/1o9Zr3t " @missesser

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