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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jul 2014

    Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves http://onion.com/UOtAK4 pic.twitter.com/G1bnyEGmDO

    1:03 PM - 31 Jul 2014
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      1. Lady Sumarumi  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿‏ @sumarumi 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Similarly: if your parents don't have children, chances are neither will you.

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      1. Chrisi Rohrbaugh‏ @ChrisiRawrrr 31 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves http://onion.com/UOtAK4  pic.twitter.com/60zGxUxt0z” <---no way! Lol

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      1. Mrs Barker‏ @florapost1 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @websofsubstance "best hope for breaking cycle was for parents to quit raising their child as early as possible" now you tell me!

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      1. abnewallo‏ @abnewallo 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Thanks for clearing that up, it makes a lot of sense.

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      1.  👩🏾‍🌾‏ @trishhbishh 31 Jul 2014
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        LOLOLOLOL RT @TheOnion: Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves http://onion.com/UOtAK4 pic.twitter.com/XQzrBgmQKi

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      1. Adam Argue‏ @aargue22 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion "of the 20%, there seemed to be a potent group who sacrificed children for childish authority over the masses"

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      1. Byron Elrod‏ @ElrodByron 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion I'd like to have a $3million grant to research this!

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      1. Amanda‏ @mandajrobinson 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion a truly disturbing trend.

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      1. Justin Miles‏ @Justingmiles 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. david‏ @littlejohn50 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @politic_animal well you learn something new everyday, I telly didn't know that

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      1. Miss Myrtle‏ @MissMyrtle2 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Dearies, remind me to give good ole MISS U a big huzzah! next time I'min their neighborhood

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      1. Kathiann M. Kowalski‏ @KMKowalski 31 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves http://onion.com/UOtAK4  pic.twitter.com/9DqfbUBk1z”:good rsch parody

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      1. Josie Mingay‏ @JAMingay 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @websofsubstance Without reading the article, I've read this headline 3 times to make sense of it. A joke, surely?

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      1. Roxanna Coldiron  💻 📝 🤪‏ @roxcoldiron 31 Jul 2014
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        BREAKING: RT "@TheOnion: Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves http://onion.com/UOtAK4  pic.twitter.com/qe45Lm2ynh”

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      1. David Denton‏ @coachd8117 31 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves http://onion.com/UOtAK4  pic.twitter.com/EyhNGOmj1r”lol

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      1. Laurens Scholten  🇮🇴‏ @JournaLaurens 31 Jul 2014
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        So it's contagious? Yikes! Do something! RT @TheOnion Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parentshttp://onion.com/UOtAK4 

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      1. Allen Kohlhepp‏ @allenkohlhepp 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion as reported by @BoringMilner

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      1. Robert Craigen‏ @rcraigen 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @websofsubstance How to break this self-perpetuating cycle? I know! The Nanny State! It's called "Progressivism".

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      1. Matt Janovic is not the Comte de St. Germain‏ @MJanovic 31 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion How fucking depraved can you get?

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      1. Phillip Barlag‏ @pabarlag 31 Jul 2014
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        Groundbreaking: “@TheOnion: Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves http://onion.com/UOtAK4  pic.twitter.com/jjCKTSgGvI”

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