@TheOnion Similarly: if your parents don't have children, chances are neither will you.
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@TheOnion: Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves http://onion.com/UOtAK4 pic.twitter.com/60zGxUxt0z” <---no way! Lol
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@TheOnion@websofsubstance "best hope for breaking cycle was for parents to quit raising their child as early as possible" now you tell me!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thanks for clearing that up, it makes a lot of sense.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LOLOLOLOL RT
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@TheOnion "of the 20%, there seemed to be a potent group who sacrificed children for childish authority over the masses"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'd like to have a $3million grant to research this!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion a truly disturbing trend.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@politic_animal well you learn something new everyday, I telly didn't know thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dearies, remind me to give good ole MISS U a big huzzah! next time I'min their neighborhoodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves http://onion.com/UOtAK4 pic.twitter.com/9DqfbUBk1z”:good rsch parody
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@TheOnion@websofsubstance Without reading the article, I've read this headline 3 times to make sense of it. A joke, surely?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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BREAKING: RT "
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@TheOnion: Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves http://onion.com/UOtAK4 pic.twitter.com/EyhNGOmj1r”lol
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So it's contagious? Yikes! Do something! RT
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@TheOnion as reported by@BoringMilnerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@websofsubstance How to break this self-perpetuating cycle? I know! The Nanny State! It's called "Progressivism".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How fucking depraved can you get?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Groundbreaking: “
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